I like blogging. Its a fun pastime and it happens to coincide with my pastime of choice, being a bitch to people I don’t like. But the thing about blogging is, at its core, its supposed to be work. Its supposed to be work digging up damaging, yet possibly unfair criticism. And its definitely supposed to be work to find damaging, yet possibly unfair information on our illustrious Commander-in-Chief.
Which is why I hate things like this. Or that story about the Democrats hosting their DNC nomination ceremony at Bank of America field. I just hate that he makes it so f**king easy.
Disney says the president will be at the Magic Kingdom, which means guests can plan for heavy security. Main Street USA will be closed for the duration of the president’s time there. Guests will be re-routed to other parts of the park. Disney is also cancelling extra magic hours for the Magic Kingdom, and pushing back the “Celebrate a Dream Come True” parade.
The President won’t just be delivering any address in front of Cinderella’s Castle. He’ll be arguing for a whole new set of Executive Orders to allow him to bypass Congress and enact his will by fiat.
“the President will depart the White House en route Orlando, Florida. … While in Orlando, the President will visit Walt Disney World Resort, where he will unveil a strategy that will significantly help boost tourism and travel, an important sector in the U.S. economy. The action will be the latest in a series of ‘We Can’t Wait’ actions the President has undertaken to aid job creation through executive action. …
So, in essence, the President will be delivering a speech about enacting his will by fiat, in front of a castle after shutting down Main Street USA and delaying the Dreams Come True parade.
Let me run that down for you again, in case you’re still missing the problem here.
After shutting down Main Street USA, President will deliver a speech about bypassing Congress and enacting his will by fiat. In front of a f**king castle. All that’s missing is the goddam unicorn and Joe Biden dressed as Tinkerbell.
See, I told you. Too easy.
Too funny but perfect. I will link to this from my Old Jarhead blog.
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My boss heard me laughing at this, so I read it to him. His comment, “Only way it could’ve been more appropriate is if they did the speech in front of the Pirates if the Caribbean ride”
LOL
It’s too bad that Disney doesn’t have a part of the park dedicated to their 1973 Robin Hood cartoon. That would be the most appropriate place.
The connection to Disney is so appropriate, what with Barry’s ears and all.
Then there is his Mickey-mouse presidency. Notice the small p.
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