Nothing is happening today. And I mean nothing. And no, I don’t count that weird thing that Breitbart.com found that shows Barack Obama once claimed to have been born in Kenya. Because this isn’t World Net Daily and I don’t give a sh*t where Barack Obama was born or said he was born, because if I did give a sh*t, there’s a chance either Joe Biden or John Boehner could be President and that’s just not right.
That said, I am contemplating revising my own history when I get around to shopping my book. Why be from somewhere as boring as Detroit? Sure, it means I can shank a bitch with the best of them, but its so…depressing. Maybe I’ll claim to be raised by wolves. Or the circus. Or a wolf circus.
Anywhoo, here’s a video of James Carville and Mary Matalin hawking Maker’s Mark. Because, obviously.