Something tells me that this…
Might have a little something to do with the fact that the campaign is blowing $200K on sh*t like this.
Although, to be fair, if I had the opportunity to have a documentary made about my life, I totally would take it. Except it would be really ridiculously boring. Just me in my pajamas on the couch typing on a computer while a cat rolls around. Actually, that sounds very existential. I bet that would earn me the kind of fame typically reserved for French narcissists.


