Things John Edwards is guilty of:
1. Being a douchebag
2. Having sex with a really ugly woman.
3. Betraying the second America
4. Procreating
5. Terrible hiring practices.
6. Hair
Things John Edwards is NOT guilty of:
1. Campaign finance mismanagement.
You knew that was going to happen. Campaign donors named “Bunny” don’t give money for you to buy your postal services.
