It’s a lot easier and more fun to cover things while drinking. As such, I’ll be hanging out tonight on Twitter with a roundup of whatever Wisconsin’s insanity has inflicted on the rest of America tomorrow morning. For now, it’s just stories of union thugs bashing people’s heads in, complaints from Democrats preparing for recall, and reasons why the nation should just simply boycott Wisconsin for the foreseeable future.
Screw them and their beer and bratwurst and Packers and outlet shopping. I’m over it. I wouldn’t even care except that I live in Chicago and we will need Milwaukee when we inevitably have to declare our fine city totally lost and evacuate to the wilderness to our north.
At any rate. Find me on Twitter. And get me a drink.
UPDATE: SUCK IT BITCHEEEEZZZ.