Michelle Obama wears $1200 bathrobe

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You know those people who you always see in photographs and think, I would totally be friends with them because what they wear is so awesome/crazy/expensive that they can’t possibly be bad people even though from everything I’ve read about them, they’re probably a raging bitch?

Michelle Obama is not those people.

Because, this. From a campaign stop in Henderson, Nevada last week, or possibly a hair appointment in Hoboken.

Ugh. Why.

Michelle O has worn this dress twice now, and the last time, somehow I missed that it looked like the cheap bathrobe they give you at a chain salon. Only this cheap bathrobe is Narciso Rodriguez and, when Michelle bought it, it cost $1295. Now, likely thanks to the fact that five people actually purchased this at retail, you can snag it yourself for a cool $453.25. Just in case you’d like to attend your work cocktail party looking like they let you out of the hospital on a day pass.