Things Mitt Romney is responsible for…

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According to a new PrioritiesUSA ad, which is actually kind of a confusing name for a SuperPAC whose priority seems to be attacking Bain Capital, Mitt Romney was single-handedly responsible for the death of a woman at a steel plant.

Because, OBVIOUSLY.

As we’ve noted the last three times Priorities USA has tried to make a big deal out of rust belt layoffs that occurred during a recession, Mitt Romney had left Bain Capital before GST Steel was forced to shut its doors, leaving it in the capable hands of another Bain employee, Obama bundler Jonathan Lavine. Lavine was happily in charge of Bain during the GST layoffs, but that’s not a fact that comes up often. Instead, PrioritiesUSA prefers to scare the sh*t out of middle America.

MITT ROMNEY WILL KILL YOU DEAD. He can control cancer. And lots of other things we don’t know about yet. Mitt Romney invented it all. Cancer. Probably cellulite. Maybe light beer. Definitely the Free Credit Score commercials. Most likely Pauly Shore. You know I’m right. You know I’m right because you can’t prove I’m wrong. Because if you did, Mitt Romney would probably give you polio. And don’t go all “no one’s gotten polio in like a hundred years” on me and sh*t. You know he can do it.

And when he does, you know who PrioritiesUSA’s next video will be starring.