Vote for Obama or your vagina gets it.
This is your warning, vaginas of America. If you don’t cast your ballot for Barack Obama in November, heaven only knows what’s going to happen to you. The results could be devastating. Mitt Romney is going to personally sneak into your home and night and STEAL ALL THE LADYPARTS.
Because, obviously.
This is for reals, people. Though, now it’s gone because legally, campaigns can’t tell vaginas to just vote. Vaginas need ID first and technically vaginas can’t get ID unless they’re willing to be photographed. So your number of voting vaginas is actually pretty limited.
I’m pretty much over this. For one thing, we f***ing pay Planned Parenthood millions to supply American women with low cost birth control, but apparently, it’s no big deal to the people who trumpet PPOA’s un-besmirch-able, saintly mission that PPOA spends millions of dollars – that could go supply Sandra Fluke’s friends with Orthotricyclin for lifetimes – on political ads in swing states. And even if, somehow, Mitt Romney were to poison every libertal member of the Supreme Court and stack it with Todd Akin, the worst case scenario seems to not involve chastity belts, vagina stealing, or anything remotely resembling a ban on contraception. Sure, people who object to being forced by the government to provide contraception free of charge to their employees in violation of their First Amendment right to Free Exercise might continue being allowed not to like they currently are, but I fail to see the imminent danger to my ladyparts if someone with an R after their name happens to get elected.
And lets face it. If my vagina’s voting. It’s voting for Paul Ryan.
And I’m not the only one.
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” Vaginas need ID first and technically vaginas can’t get ID unless they’re willing to be photographed. So your number of voting vaginas is actually pretty limited.”
You’ve clearly not investigated the seedier side of the internet — there are probably more photographed vaginas on the web than there are legally registered democrats…
I’ll take Bill’s word for it. He sounds like he knows what he’s talking about here.
However, I think I’ve figured out this Democrat/Sex infatuation thing. Have you seen any of those liberal broads? Absolutely they want free birth control and abortion on demand. They shouldn’t be expected to pay for something they rarely need, but just the same they need it to be ready for that after midnight beer goggle guy who starts finding them, well, not all that bad looking. And Lord knows if they do get lucky they can’t be expected to be tied down and punished with a baby when there are rallys and marches, seminars, and NOW meeting to attend. Besides, they might miss another opportunity with another drunk guy, and opportunities like that don’t come around all that often for that crowd.
Adults never demonize their opponents. They offer a rational case for their ideas. And they use proper medical terminology like “lady parts”.
I don’t even have a vagina, and I’m voting for Paul Ryan !
On the other hand, I can see why the Democrats insist that the vaginas must vote for Obama and Biden.
After all, Obama and Biden are the biggest dicks in all of Washington DC.
Code Pink has those great rallies with women wearing full-body, floppy vagina costumes. Wouldn’t it be funny to show up wearing an Anthony Weiner mask and have your picture taken with them?
http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff478/Warden1103/PaulFrigginRyan.jpg
that’s all I’m sayin’.
I think I’ll be committing an act of voter suppression this November. I’m not allowing my vagina to vote. I’ll be giving that privilege to my brain instead.
Parts is parts.
When I was in my teens and twenties, I let my vagina make a lot of my life decisions for me. Turned out to be a really big mistake. I find that I’m much happier now that I let the brain handle big issues – like voting!