Everyone still hates dancing horses.
Over the weekend, Snoop Dogg (who, the media conveniently forgot had changed his name to Snoop Lion when he discovered that he was the reincarnation of Bob Marley, even though Bob Marley died in 1981, and Snoop was actually born ten years before that) posted a list of ten reasons why he would vote for Barack Obama over Mitt Romney.
Turns out, Snoop likes big butts and he cannot lie.
Look, I think a lot of things about Barack Obama, but one thing I don’t think about him is that he could take anyone who isn’t a middle-schooler in a fight. And even then, it would have to be an unarmed middle-schooler. Who hasn’t made puberty yet. And who is suffering from some sort of vitamin deficiency that keeps him skinny. And even then, Barack Obama would still have to have a head start and the option to tag out to Michelle.
And technically Mitt Romney’s name is Willard. Which isn’t an improvement, but still.
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Barack Obama hates Vladimir Putin, doesn’t wear ties now.
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The government hacked into Sharyl Attkisson’s computer, probably.
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As a fan of Echo & The Bunnymen, I enthusiastically say, “Bring on the Dancing Horses” !!!
Yeah, Obama can’t even look Romney in the eye at a debate—-an obvious sign of fearlessness ! And Obama actually wore Mom jeans while bouncing the pitch to home plate a couple years ago at a White Sox game in Chicago. Then he went and ate arugula with a French dressing over a bed of rice.
I don’t know where Snoop gets this urban gangsta narrative about him.
Besides, just a few months ago, wasn’t Romney being portrayed as a ‘bully’ for that silly high school prank ?
Imagine the endless cries of “racist!” if a white person had said Obama looks like he can fight, and his woman has a tractor-ass, and that he looks like a basketball player.