Something has happened to Sarah Palin.
It’s not that it’s terribly unusual to see Sarah Palin walking out of a Wal-Mart dressed like a mid-1980s hair band fly girl, but it’s terribly unusual to see the actual Sarah Palin walking out of a Wal-Mart dressed like a mid-1980s hair band fly girl. And not only that, but Sarah Palin appears to have not eaten in months and/or substituted the moose in her diet for crack cocaine. Because, America, this is not the flag-bikini-wearing, helicopter-wolf-shooting, you-betcha-saying, pit-bull-with-lipstick of a Tea Party goddess you remember.
Look, America. Look.
No. Just. Nooooooooooooooo. The crop top, the leggings worn as pants. The platform wedge cork sandals. The Halloween skeleton-ness of it all. Something is very not okay. This is not the droid we were looking for.
But fear not, I guess, because according to People Magazine, which Palin personally emailed after they published this photo, this is just another Palin attention-whoring scheme just publicity for an upcoming fitness book authored cooperatively by the entire Palin clan.
In an email to PEOPLE on Tuesday, Palin – who’s known to treat houseguests to a smorgasbord of homemade treats such as moose chili, chocolate cream pies, pecan pies and lemon meringue pies – wrote, “Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!”
Palin, 48, says she will discuss the topics in “our unique and motivating book.”
“We promise you what we do works and allows a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy,” she adds.
Plans to publish the book have not been finalized. So this is still really weird.
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Barack Obama hates Vladimir Putin, doesn’t wear ties now.
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The government hacked into Sharyl Attkisson’s computer, probably.
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I knew it had to be some homosexual fashion Nazi or some leftist twat writing this. Nice Emily. Let’s all hope you look that good when you turn 30. That means you have about ten years to get a whole lot better looking. I know you are fashionably unattractive so good luck with that.
I pretty much love everything about this comment.
So do I, and I agree with everything he says — except that your descriptive sense is wonderful. I do admire your aplomb and thick-skinned response.
I like that he thinks I’m 20.
Sarah Palin videos will probably sell more than Jane Fonda’s.
“I pretty much love everything about this comment.”
Curses, foiled again!
You’re a good sport kid but give the woman a break, the pic’s not that bad. The clothes do suck but men don’t care about that.
Holy Big Bird, Mr. Palin-bot, Emily is not a lefty—did you even bother to read any of the 4,382 posts she’s written that shred the left wing ? Or did the Alaska Command Center merely send you out to shoot first and aim later ? (“Oops, that’s not a moose I just shot at, it’s a…mosque !”)
Emily’s a right-wing Dorothy Parker with Audrey Hepburn style.
“did you even bother to read any of the 4,382 posts she’s written that shred the left wing”
Just the one and I didn’t like it. Trashing good people that are on my side pisses me off. GOP insiders who attack conservatives really piss me off. But I will say your lady friend is very pretty, I was certainly wrong about that.
Dude, you gotta hold your fire until you’re sure what’s (or who’s) in your sightline. Calling someone a Nazi with ZERO reason or evidence is pretty lame. In fact, that’s Daily Kos, Media Matters, Keith Olbermann territory.
Ironically, you became upset that Emily made remarks about Palin’s physical appearance, yet you reacted by doing the same thing to Emily. (Please don’t allow the door called ‘irony’ hit you on the way out !)
Emily didn’t “trash” Sarah Palin—-she was just askin’ why the former Gov is looking so gaunt—that’s not something to get all upset about.
We’ve got a monumental election forthcoming. Let’s focus our energy on beating the Alinsky President.