Sandra Fluke gives speech to grocery store parking lot
This would be funny even if the speech hadn’t been flogged for days as “life changing” and “game changing” for the residents of Sandra Fluke’s hometown of Reno, Nevada. Yesterday, the woman herself took to the stage…er…side of a minivan with an Obama/Biden poster on it to extoll the virtues of the “pro-woman” Obama agenda in the Sak ‘N Save grocery store parking lot to a rousing crowd of quite possibly ten people.
Women’s rights activist Sandra Fluke on Saturday delivered a speech to ten Nevada residents in the mostly empty parking lot of a Sak ‘N Save grocery store in north Reno, taking “center stage” to urge them to vote for President Barack Obama, according to the Reno Gazette-Journal.
“I’m trying to do everything I can for an election that I feel is very important. I have a unique opportunity for how I get to do that,” Fluke said. All of the event’s attendees fit comfortably in what appeared to be a compact parking space.
In Sandra’s defense, the turnout itself wasn’t the sad part – after all, according to reports, it was unclear as to where in the grocery store she was scheduled to appear and I assume most people just went looking in the feminine hygiene aisle. No, the saddest part of this is that the Obama campaign office is scheduling appearance in grocery stores to begin with. I mean, it’s almost like cable access television wasn’t available.



At any given time between the hours of say, Noon and 10PM, there is an untethered drunken homeless person drinking “Gatorade” out of a brown paper sack outside any random 7/11 store in America who happens to be pontificating to an audience of at least ten people.
…and many of the people in those 7/11 parking lots listening to speeches given by drunken homeless people don’t necessarily even have Indian accents.
(Hat tip, Joe Biden !)
When I read that only 10 people showed up I figured that it was 10 guys wanted to score some easy action.
If she goes through $3,000 worth of contraception each year, like she said in her congressional testimony, she has to be banging it out 5 times a day for it to cost that much.