Remember back in 2009, when Obama had just been elected and choir teachers across America were celebrating their new overlord by forcing their students to sing odes to our new President? Yeah, I tried to block it out of my memory, too, since that’s pretty much the only way I can function in this environment. But not to worry! An ad firm has released a brand new pro-Obama web video that should serve to remind you of why the 2008 campaign was so terrifying, but with a bonus focus on 2012′s campaign fear messaging:
If you can’t make it through the whole thing for fear it might keep you awake, you can just read the lyrics here. And you should, because they’re awesome and if the Department of Children and Family Services doesn’t get immediately involved in this, you can keep the whole thing on file.
“Hey kids, remain standing if your parents were already married when they had you, and raise your hand if you know you’re not already taking food stamps or receiving a government subsidized meal at school !”
Hey kids, can you sing that old favorite of Obongos’ called, The Future Belongs to Me. Last seen in the movie “Cabaret”.
Make that “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”. Meh. ‘Ceptin it won’t belong to them, it’ll belong to their overlords, who know, oh so much better, than they do, what’s good for them. National Socialism, Communist Socialism, only difference being, racial or class warfare. And either one works just as well to divide, and conquer. Hey, kids! Just think what it will be like to wind up in your thirties and finally figuring out, A: You’ve been used like and old glove, and B: Everything you’ve worked for, sweated for, and hoped for, is a big, fat, LIE, and, C: This is your life.