Remember back in 2009, when Obama had just been elected and choir teachers across America were celebrating their new overlord by forcing their students to sing odes to our new President? Yeah, I tried to block it out of my memory, too, since that’s pretty much the only way I can function in this environment. But not to worry! An ad firm has released a brand new pro-Obama web video that should serve to remind you of why the 2008 campaign was so terrifying, but with a bonus focus on 2012′s campaign fear messaging:
If you can’t make it through the whole thing for fear it might keep you awake, you can just read the lyrics here. And you should, because they’re awesome and if the Department of Children and Family Services doesn’t get immediately involved in this, you can keep the whole thing on file.