Because, at this point, there’s nothing we can do but wait, hope for the best, and drink.
Forward! Into Katy Perry’s cleavage!
At any rate, while she may enjoy wearing clothing made out of latex for the amusement of potential Presidential voters, Katy has yet to put her money where her mouth is, as a quick search of Open Secrets campaign contributions database show no donations from Katy Perry to any politician anywhere in the country. So she must not want him that badly. Which isn’t exactly surprising, since that seems to be a pretty common trait among celebrities.