So, Planned Parenthood has updated their Facebook cover photo for GOTV.
Ladies, please, just relax. This voting thing won’t hurt a bit.
I get the middle two (patriotic birth control and an IUD, respectively), because obviously, if Mitt Romney is elected President, he’s going to lock away all the birth control in America and force aborted babies to jump back into their mothers so that they can be forced to carry them to term or something, and apparently no form of contraception looks like the letter “E,” but what the hell is going on with that “V?”
I mean, the message this appears to be sending, other than that the only part of women that can make an informed decision about what’s in her best interest lies somewhere in her Southern hemisphere’s tropical zone, is that nothing says “liberated women vote” like a cliche male sexual fantasy. Dark hose, red shoes, woman on her back with her legs spread? This is totally what our feminist mothers burned their support bras for. Let’s make sure you all cast your ballot to preserve your ability to star in terrible pornography and Lover’s Lane ads! VAGINAS!
I don’t even. I mean, come onnnnn.
I think the “V” stands for “v-a-g-i…”—er, never mind.
I don’t know if I misunderstood the post, but I think I’m supposed to vote in favor of women being Constitutionally mandated to wear dark hose and red shoes.
Tell Barack I’m in !
Maybe the message is that it’s a women’s body, so women need to vote for Barack so he can be in charge of their health decisions. Or something.
“Free birth control,” or is it “Free Tibet” ?
I swear, it’s hard to keep track of all the bumper stickers on the 1987 Volvos, these days.
Anyhow, voting for Barack doesn’t sound like a very healthy decision to me.
How is Romney being elected going to eradicate birth control? Most pro-lifers (myself included) have no problem with birth control and other than trying to educate women to the fact that the pill is a class I carcinogen (according to World Health Organization) pro-lifers aren’t trying to outlaw any birth control. So really. Relax women. This is why the word “hysteria” refers to the uterus. CALM DOWN LADIES.