Mitt Romney wants you for his imaginary White House

So, it’s not unusual for a candidate to prepare for the best case scenario and for the worst. But usually, you kind of try to not accidentally announce to America that you totally had this one in the bag until you didn’t.

So yesterday, this happened. Mitt Romney’s “transition team” website went live with everything you need to know about President-Elect Romney.

Ah, the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

Two questions: one, he’s gonna save this and click around in it a lot late a night when he’s had one two many Diet Cokes, wondering what might have been if only Barack Obama had vomited on live television, and two, where the hell was the slogan “Smaller, Simpler, Smarter” the whole freaking campaign?

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