Jesse Jackson Jr. says Jesse Jackson Jr. is disabled and if you agree, he’ll go away.
He’s working on a plea deal that might or might not include him giving up his seat in Congress, which he just re-won, and possibly facing jail time, but Jesse Jackson, Jr. is not about to go quietly into that dark night – at least not without ensuring that he is forever the problem of the American taxpayer.
You see, since he’s bipolar and spent some time doing inpatient treatment at a much fancier mental health clinic than you’ll ever be able to afford, Jesse Jackson Jr. says he’s permanently disabled. And that essentially means you should be permanently paying for him not to work for you, America. Even if it so happens that him “not working for you” has to do with the fact that he’s wearing an orange jumpsuit and stamping license plates.
Sources tell FOX 32 News that Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. is willing to give up his 2nd Congressional District seat if he’s given disability when he steps down.
Jackson Jr. was re-elected to his tenth term but last month, sources say, he applied for a disability package–what could be his only income if he resigns. It is expected to take a couple of weeks for Congress to approve or deny the request.
In a way, this is sort of a step up from when he was missing, because when he was missing you were paying him his full salary not to do his job. In fact, when he was in Congress, you were probably paying him his full salary not to do his job. Now, you’ll only be paying him part of his full salary not to do his job. While also probably paying someone else to do his job. Which is not the point, America. Because this is Jesse F***ing Jackson, Jr.
The even better news? The only person who has so far publicly announced he is considering a run for Jesse Jackson Jr.’s soon to be vacated seat? Blagojevich attorney Sam Adams, Jr. Because, obviously.
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Millions of Americans are getting paid for not working—including the President of the United States—so why not Jesse !?
Meanwhile, the Mitt Romneys of the world who put in 12 hour days, expanding enterprises, and turning profits by providing goods or services that the American people are willing to pay for—well, they’re just evil !
If you think that this President or any President for that matter does not work, you are truly an ignorant indivdual. But, then you are only joking, right? Sadly, your outlook on life and the real world is ridculously irrational and small. The Mitt Romney’s of this world are not the only ones richly contributing to this country or world. Commits such as the ones you make shows us just how lost, dark, shallow and hard hearted this country has become.
A low IQ and taste for corruption are not disabilities.
Earthlings on Mars…..i agree with you. The book Atlas Shrugs shows what happens when the hard working people of a nation just all stop supporting the slackers.
Remember alwasy that the government taxes your earnings….NOT what you already have….so if all the “1%” just stopped working for a year…it would show the world how much they do contribute.
Dang. I’m bipolar. How can I get in on a sweet gig like this?
I hope Jesse F***ing Jackson, Jr. can get buy on $850 a month. SSDI doesn’t pay as well as a piece-of-shit Congressman.