Let’s just call this what it is, people.
#lame. Funny. But based on buildup? #lame.
Those dummies have definitely seen better days, and it’s highly likely this man shaves his chest, but look. This isn’t the kind of photo you send to some chick to be all like “hey, want to have sex with me?” unless your only expereince with women is limited to picking up the dead hookers in Grand Theft Auto. This is the kind of pic you send to chicks you’re friends with because you think it’s hilarious, or because you want them to imagine what you’d look like after you got beaten with a golf shoe.
Oh yeah- This would have definitely won my wife over when I was trying to ‘seduce’ her…..TO ANOTHER GUY!
He was probably having that photo taken in a humorous context because he has a follically challenged head and chest—just like the mannequins do.
This totally does not look like any kind of Anthony Wiener type of deal.
I’m somewhat of an authority on this topic, because when I email shirtless photos of myself to chicks, I’ve realized I receive the best feedback when I furrow my brow, squint my eyes like an angst-ridden male model in a Tommy Hilfiger print ad, and drape a boa constrictor around my shoulders.