Country Joe goes to CostCo
Apparently, the CEO of CostCo gave a sh*tload of cash to the Obama campaign. Because this happened.
I miss the days when the administration wasn’t so obsessed with racist “dog whistles,” because back then, the notion of Biden forcing a black woman to push his cart for him in a big box retail store would have passed without so much as a thought.
At any rate, Biden kicked around the store for an hour or so, doing what normal Americans do, which is to say he ate all of the food samples offered to him and bought a television, a chimney log, some pie and children’s books, or, as Joe Biden refers to it: the key elements of a nice night in.
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Barack Obama hates Vladimir Putin, doesn’t wear ties now.
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The government hacked into Sharyl Attkisson’s computer, probably.
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In regards to BIden’s famous “back in chains !” exclamation, can you imagine if Biden’s counterpart on the GOP ticket, Paul Ryan, had said something on the campaign stump such as, “They’re gonna make y’all push their shopping carts around CostCo !”
“Attention CostCo shoppers, we’re having a buy one-get one free sale on our men’s toupees in aisle 6. Also, for those of you who don’t have a clue, be sure to take advantage of being able to buy clues in bulk—and here’s a free clue for you, the clues can be found in aisle 12 !”