Former Congressman Alan Simpson has put an end to Gangnam Style.
And now that that has passed us by, let’s get on to the news.
1. Obama is now on his way to EGOT.
2. So a lot of the money that we gave to “green jobs” went to support green jobs. Just in China.
3. Because it’s working so well in his home state of Illinois – and specifically in Chicago – Obama is expected to take on gun control in his second term.
4. Back in November, the citizens of Michigan soundly defeated a measure that would have allowed collective bargaining rights to be enshrined in their Constitution. In return for the union’s loving extended hand, the state is now considering making itself Right-to-Work.
5. Ed Asner would like to piss on Sean Hannity. Also, has no idea who just gave him this banana or where his car is.
Good luck, America. At least you’re not Ed Asner.
“Because it’s working so well in his home state of Illinois – and specifically in Chicago – Obama is expected to take on gun control in his second term.”
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So, in Obama’s Universe, Iran, a nation which threatens to wipe Israel “off the map,” is allowed to have nuclear weapons, but Joe AverageAmerican, who passes a background check, should not be allowed to own a .357 that he’d like to keep underneath his bed in the case that a punk might break into his home in the middle of the night.
I swear, a person has to have confirmed shit-for-brains in order to be a Democrat.
(Psssst….Alan Simpson was a Senator. He was a key figure on the Senate Judiciary Committee at the time of Clarence Thomas’ confirmation hearings.)
Michelle’s Grammy will look nice sitting next to the Emmy she won for her role as Lursa on Star Trek TNG.
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