As Vice President and the tie-breaker in the Senate, Joe Biden got to take a photo with pretty much everyone who was sworn in today. Which meant that Joe Biden had basically the best day he’s had since he discovered that Indian Americans own Dunkin Donuts franchises.
For starters, he requested that Sen. Heidi Heitkamp to spread her legs and prepare to be frisked, because that’s what it means in North Dakota when someone tells you to put your hands at your sides. And then he tried to help Tim Scott pump a little iron.
Aaaand then he groped someone’s wife.
And then he went home and had pudding. Because, girl, you know he likes pudding.