Today was the first snow in Chicago, everyone! Which means that an entire city just remembered why they hate snow. Sure, we may have spent the last month or two blaming global warming for exposing our grubby lawns and bare trees, but at least when it was dry we were still capable of operating a motor vehicle!
1. Hillary Clinton was sporting Fresnel prism lenses in her glasses, possibly indicating that her head injury left her not only unable to handle the immense pressures of being questioned by surly bureaucrats, but also with double vision.