No, I’m just kidding. They acted like major f***ing lunatics. Because if there’s anything that says, “the fact that abortion exists is indicative of an undervaluation of women in society, let’s come together to do something about that” like these awesome signs.
Let’s roll down the top five, because it’s always nice to see where everyone else messaging falls way short of the target.
1. “Your God Hates You, It’s Cold as F**k.”
In her defense, the March for Life always is cold as f**k. In fact, it’s usually on the coldest day of the year. But God has other ways of showing that He hates you, because unlike Al Gore, He doesn’t pretend to control the weather. Whether He happend to inspire your hairdresser to give you those bangs, though, that’s another story.
2. “F**k Bitches Get Abortions.”
She’s missing a comma in there somewhere, but in a way, she has the instructions right: first you f**k the bitch, then she has an abortion. And that is how the cycle of domestic abuse and exploitation of women continues on and on into eternity. But whatever, that part is just a trivial side effect. Or, if this creepy ass video from the Center for Reproductive Rights is to be believed, a happy consequence. Like one of those free gifts you get when you buy cosmetics from a major company, full of tiny things you’ll never use.
3. “Another Anniversary of Roe v. Wade.”
Whatever hope that last sign gaveth to the potential deadbeat fathers of the world, this sign taketh away. Thankfully, it’s being held by a man, so it’s also like a complete admission of guilt in regard to the weaknesses of his gender. Which, apparently, include spelling.
4. “Since a man can’t make one.”
Never accuse the left of being anti-science. It ruins the carefully crafted, preening sense of self worth that comes as a side dish to public school participation trophies. Bonus points for quoting Tupac Shakur, who was, by all accounts, a pioneer in the field of rights for “bitches and hoes.”
5. The Jesus Series.
I don’t understand the punctuation on the first sign: period, question mark, period. It’s like there’s a metaphoric pregnancy scare in there designed to drive the point home. The second one has a point, I suppose, but loses it a complete facepalm of random capital letters and tipping text lines. Also, this is probably a perfect example of why Chinese preschoolers kick our asses at basically everything.
Just as a way to flesh out the story, let’s take a quick look at the horrible, malformed, disgusting, old-farty, religious lunatics they were protesting with the fire and intellectual capacity of a thousands suns, Students for Life of America.
They look like a rough bunch.
The spelling-challenged dude in photo #3 sounds like he might be one of the desk jockeys at Obama’s Labor Department who explains the monthly jobs numbers as “unexpected,” “not what we expected,” “unexpectedly underperforming,” and “disappointing, but we expect more growth next month”—the latter being the predicate to next month’s, uh, “UNEXPECTED lack of growth.”
If only my washing machine were so predictable in its cycles.
I’m still trying to figure out what an “unexpected” pregnancy is. While measures can be taken to prevent fertilization, the potential for, say, a broken condom, is still always an inherent risk.
Being “surprised” about a pregnancy is like skydiving out of an airplane, and then when the parachute malfunctions, having everyone stand around saying, “Gee whiz, Joe’s death as a result of a skydiving accident was “unexpected.”
One thing I’ve learned is that one should never expect too much logic from a leftist.
Thanks for posting this! Great blog!!
I would expect nothing less from a bunch of know-it-all students who probably voted for the dictator, Obama. Remember, they also will be judged by our Lord. We need to pray for them at the same time we pray for the unborn babies. God bless you for your efforts.
A man can’t make one? That’s weird I’m pretty sure both my children are the result of contributions from both my wife and I (and at the start – mine was the bigger contribution in totality!). I guess we should never let medical science get in the way of “progress” then (warning – that’s also sarcasm…)