John McCain yells at other old people over horrible Mexican invasion. Or something.

This picture is proof that this was absolutely worth the price of admission.

John McCain

Look. Eleven million people are living in this country illegally. You’re not going to deport them without (1) having to waste a lot of money on caravans and (2) losing a huge working chunk of the American economy. But whatevs. THIS IS ABOUT MEXICAN INVADERS. ALSO THAT CLOUD IS MAKING ME VERY ANGRY.

McCain defended his past and current stance on immigration and border security at two town hall meetings he hosted in Arizona on Tuesday. Attendees gave him an earful, sharing their frustrations and anger directly with the senator.

One man yelled that only guns would discourage illegal immigration. Another man complained that illegal immigrants should never be able to become citizens or vote. A third man said illegal immigrants were illiterate invaders who wanted free government benefits.

Consider me willing to welcome our new South-of-the-border overlords and their ability to successfully navigate the world of perpetual underemployment. In fact, if we’re going to deport anyone, I’d rather it be a more useless segment of the population, like anyone who has ever knowingly applied for a position in a reality television program.

Also, there’s something fairly comedic about Medicare recipients complaining about people scamming an ever-further-in-debt government for free healthcare, but whatever. THIS IS AMERICA and WE WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR. Especially when the illegal immigrants have clearly forced the man in that picture to put his sunglasses in a completely ridiculous place.

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