2. In case you were wondering why your paycheck was so much less now than before, it turns out Obama has been continually, yet secretly, upping the burden on the middle class. Because you can only truly hurt what you love.
After much discussion yesterday, we determined that the CDC would be the most likely agency to respond to Sequestration cuts by unleashing a zombie apocalypse on the land. Fortunately, it just snowed six inches here, so any shuffling zombies would be sitting ducks. The rest of you? Good luck.