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We sent Beyonce to Cuba for an academic pursuit.
Actually, I’m not even sure that’s what this means. All I know is, we now know
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It was all fine until Michael Burgess decided to bring up masturbation.
There are a few possible solutions to our current predicament of GOP leaders educated about their
18/6/2013
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Michelle Obama’s trench coat costs almost as much as her hotel.
Yesterday, everyone was freaking out that Michelle Obama was staying in a $3,300-a-night hotel, but #bqhatevwr.
18/6/2013
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Jake Tapper is headed to the world of Internet soap operas.
When I was a kid, All My Children was my jaaaaam. It had everything you could
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Claire McCaskill isn’t going to wait until 2016 for Hillary, bitches.
Despite C-SPAN insisting that Road to the White House began sometime around February of this year,
18/6/2013
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Morning Report: Phone service
The President’s in Ireland. Everyone, quick, change your service plan. 1. Remember those “Obamaphones” that were
18/6/2013
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Barack Obama hates Vladimir Putin, doesn’t wear ties now.
These men are clearly having the awesomest time at the G8 summit in Ireland. Initially, the
17/6/2013
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Lil Wayne has not gotten enough attention since he almost died.
Given that his record label, Cash Money Records, recently signed Paris Hilton as a featured artists,
17/6/2013
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Most of the Senate was too busy flying home to chat about the NSA.
They’ve been battling it out over the airwaves for a week or so now, whether the
17/6/2013
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Jerrold Nadler was asking really dumb questions, sorry.
So yesterday, we freaked the f**k out over the revelation that the NSA had, indeed, been
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