Barack Obama Archive

Barack Obama didn’t want Kim Kardashian’s help.

She may have landed herself on the cover of Vogue, possibly because Anna Wintour has succumbed

David Ortiz got paid by Samsung for his Obama selfie.

When Ellen DeGeneres did the #selfie heard ’round the world at the Oscars, she did it is down for maintenance on last day to enroll.

Happy Healthcare Day, America! Just in case you were wondering how you were going to manage

The White House pastry chef has quit over their hatred of butter.

Well, sort of. He quit because he didn’t want to demonize cream, butter and sugar, all

Barack Obama will see Game of Thrones before you do.

Be jealous, America. Instead of having to binge watch the show on Netflix or HBOGo after

Back between two ferns, with Valerie Jarrett.

Well, like it or not, people, I’m back. Also, Barack Obama went Between Two Ferns to

Of Course Obama Didn’t Know

So. No big deal. But the CIA may have been spying on the Senate Intelligence Committee

Sounds Better In Russian

One assumes Vladimir Putin was joking when he said: “Our partners, especially in the United States,

Can Obama Spell R-E-S-P-E-C-T? Just a Little Bit

It’s been 22 years since Vice President Dan Quayle got a bunch of shit for misspelling

Hurry Up and Wait

Surely you remember President Obama’s oft-repeated slogan “we can’t wait.” Just a couple of years ago,