The White House thinks this Africa trip definitely is worth the $100M

Don’t worry, America. That $100 million you’re about to spend to send the Obamas on an all-expense-paid family vacation to sub-Saharan Africa? The White House would like you to.. More →

Rick Santorum has advice for your campaign, but it’s not paying for endorsements, surprisingly.

Apparently, people still pay to hear Rick Santorum, who backed his way into the 2012 campaign after an embarrassing 2006 with a strategy built on selling sweater vests and.. More →

John McCain is going to cry about Syria.

Does anyone really want to invade Syria? Does anyone think it’s a good idea to get in the middle of an Islamic civil war where both sides of the problem can’t.. More →

The government hacked into Sharyl Attkisson’s computer, probably.

Technically, we don’t know that. But this is Friday and unless someone dumps something really crazy or that Edward Snowden guy defects to China or Kim Kardashian delivers a.. More →

Jeb Bush thinks immigrants have more sexytime than you do.

Jeb Bush both does and doesn’t like comprehensive immigration reform. On the one hand, he supported it for most of his tenure, his brother supports it and his last.. More →

The NSA and your phone: They’ll tap that.

I don’t usually post videos made by people who identify as strictly partisan. Because they usually suck. But this begs it. They’ll tap that, America. They’ll tap that... More →

Morning Report: Your choice.

If you had the choice between Kate Upton and Hillary Rodham Clinton, who would you choose? Kate Upton, right? I mean, the conversation might not be stimulating but you.. More →

Barack Obama will not be going on safari during $100M African vacation.

No, you read that right. Later this month, despite Sequester-related woes plauging the White House, the First Family will embark on an extended vacation to exotic sub-Saharan Africa, and.. More →

Nancy Pelosi is no one’s back up dancer.

Congress has reached a new low in their approval rating, but that’s only because the nation has not yet seen Nancy Pelosi’s sweet backup moves to “Stop! In the.. More →

FBI would prefer it if Shia LeBouf stopped talking about the FBI.

Back in 2008, before he completely exited the movie industry by ruining his career and all of our faiths in humanity making Indiana Jones: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,.. More →