John Kerry went rug-shopping while working on Middle East peace process.

JoIt’s been a rough week for John Kerry, handling this Middle East crisis with all the diplomatic nuance and aplomb of a rotting tree branch, and he believes he.. More →

Sheila Jackson Lee has a hard time remembering the Bush Administration.

Democrats are obsessed with impeachment this week, partly because it’s netted them close to $3 million in small-money donations in a very tough mid-year election cycle, and partly because.. More →

David Boreanaz would like Barack Obama to grow a pair.

When Angel tells you to do something, you’d best listen, Barack Obama. So here we are in a Cold War now with Russia.Sanctions aren’t going to cut it.Putin is.. More →

Lois Lerner thinks you’re probably an asshole.

First, she dazzles America with her firm grasp of how cloud-based email systems actually work. And now, we can fully understand why Lois Lerner was so intent on crashing.. More →

Fox News’ only liberal slut-shames the Bachelorette.

I don’t watch The Bachelorette because I have standards. I restrict my reality television viewing to shows about tiny pageant queens, people with crippling mental illnesses, realty companies for nudists,.. More →

Jesse Ventura is, apparently, a bigger d*ckbag than you thought.

Yesterday, a jury awarded Jesse Ventura $1.5 million from Navy SEAL sniper and American Sniper Chris Kyle’s estate over a story Kyle apparently told in his book about taking a.. More →

Grover Norquist is going to Burning Man.

Grover Norquist, the president of Americans for Tax Reform, has unique summer plans among his peers in Washington, D.C. Apparently, someone (possibly the man behind Burning Man itself) explained.. More →

Sarah Palin pulled in $2.1 million for the DCCC this weekend.

The Republican Party is not planning on impeaching anyone. Not because they don’t want to, though it’s suspect as to whether that’s the case given the options available for.. More →

Sandra Fluke funded her own campaign, married a standup comedian.

Perhaps Sandra can share her secret as to where she came up with thousands of dollars to self-finance her California campaign with some of the women she claimed couldn’t.. More →

Hillary Clinton says George W. Bush made her proud to be an American.

Hillary Clinton suffering through a rough patch. There’s little she can say that will improve her position in early polling and little she can do to make herself appealing.. More →